I'm so glad that I'm an island.

Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at you, doesn’t seem to be living. Until he bites you and those black eyes roll over white.

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

officialfrenchtoast:

ever hated someone so much that every time u see them u just wanna

image

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bed-of-asphodel:

Type O Negative // Burnt Flowers Fallen

Jim Cantore is a fucking OG.

Jim Cantore is a fucking OG.